Welcome to my chaos.

msfunhouse:

goingtrickster:

the names of homestuck songs are so beautiful you get ones like

  • Savior of the Waking World
  • Phantasmagoric Waltz
  • Cathedral of the End
  • At the Price of Oblivion
  • Everything is Something to Somebody
  • Clockwork Sorrow
  • Eternity Served Cold

but then you also have

  • Ohgodwhat
  • Heir Conditioning
  • Nic Cage Song
  • Omelette Sandwich
  • Squiddles Happytime Fun Go!
  • Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT LAST ONE MAKES PERFECT SENSE

robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

castielcampbell:

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

That awkward moment when someone is being really serious and you start laughing.
snowingbooks:

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

reblogging for that comment

snowingbooks:

eggaroo:

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

is that professor mcgonagall

reblogging for that comment

muirin007:

everymanhybrid-fandom:

fenton-ann:

Did Tim Burton just nail how everybody feels when they have a crush on someone they know doesn’t like them back?

I LOVE THIS MOVIE

IT TEACHES PEOPLE THAT IF SOMEONE DOESINT LOVE THEM BACK,THAT IF YOUR REALLY LOVE THEM THEN YOUD LET THEM GO INSTEAD OF BEING PISSED OFF AT THEM FOR IT

SHE FUCKIN HELPS THEM GET BACK TOGETHER IN THE END AT THATS WHAT SETS HER FREE 

I LOVE THAT

It also teaches you not to wander around 19th century forests at night practicing your marriage vows because Helena Bonham Carter might accidentally come back from the dead and force you into mummy matrimony.

leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

vonmunsterr:

comradewodka:

“this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE”

i want to do this now.


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